Sms, Shayari, Quotes and funny pictures: April 2014

Sunday, 27 April 2014

Good Morning For Friends

For a nice friend

"nice morning"..

For a sweet friend

"sweet morning"

For a loving friend

"lovely morning"

For a Good friend

"good morning"

Art of living

Art of living:

First of all,dont make friends.

if made,dont go close to them.

if gone,dont like them.

if liked,then plz.. dont leave them.

Good Night, sweet dreams...

My aim is to keep our friendship

Being ur friend is my gift.
Missing U is my bad luck.
Disturbing U with SMS is my way of thinking u.
but keeping our friendship is my aim.!
Good Night

Real friends are . . . "Everything’s gonna be alright

Real friends are not those
who are always around when everything’s almost perfect.
They’re the one’s who dig deep when you’re down
just to pull you up and say,
"Everything’s gonna be alright.."

I know nothing last forever

and

may be we wont always stay together.

But I am glad

every morning when I wake up,

I still have you on my friends' list.

Thank you very much

For being my Friend.

Good Morning

U hold most love liet part in my life

One day i may die without saying good bye to U.

But i will never forget to say thank you,

Because you hold the most loveliest part in my life

Good Night

When we first talked to each other
I knew we would always be friends.
Our friendship has kept on growing
And I'll be here for you to the end.

You listen when I have a problem
And help dry the tears from my face.
You take away my sorrow
And put happiness in its place.

We can't forget the fun we've had
Laughing 'til our faces turn blue.
Talking of things only we find funny
People think we're insane-If they only knew!

I guess this is my way of saying thanks
For catching me when I fall.
Thanks once again for being such a good friend
And being here with me through it all.

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There comes a point in your life when you realize who really matters, who never did, and who always will.

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"If you're alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile... But anytime you need a friend, I'll just be me."

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It's the times we're so crazy,
that people think we're high.
It's the times we laugh so hard,
we can't help but cry.
It's all the inside jokes
and "remember whens".
those are all the reasons
that we're best friends!

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The words that escape a friend's mouth are "I'll be there when you say you need me" but the words that are unheard from a true friend's heart are "I'll be there... whether you say you need me or not."

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Sometimes in life, you find a special friend. Someone who changes your life just by being part of it. Someone who makes you laugh until you can't stop. Someone who makes you believe that there really is good in the world. Someone who convinces you that there really is an unlocked door just waiting for you to open it. This is forever friendship. When you're down and the world seems dark and empty, your forever friend lifts you up in spirit and makes that dark and empty world suddenly seem bright and full. Your forever friend gets you through the hard times, the sad times an dthe confused times. If you turn and walk away, your forever friend follows. If you lose your way, your forever friend guides you and cheers you on. Your forever friend hold your hand and tells you that everything is going to be okay. And if you find such a friend, you feel happy and complete because you need not worry. You have a forever friend, and forever has no end.

Friends Sayari

True Friends Are For Life,Until The End,They Are More Than Special,

   They Are Your Best Friends.

               They Are The One You Can Go To,When You Are In Despair,
                                                 The Ones That Will Help You,

    Even When You Got Gum In Your Hair, They Are The One Who Will Laugh
                And Go Laughing With You All Through,

                 The Night,The Ones Who Will Help You,

   Help You With All Their Might,

                                   To Have A Good Friend,You Have To Be One,
                             So Be Nice To One Another,So You Can Be Friends Forever.

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Kya mangu khuda se apko pane k bad
Kiska karu intezar aapke aane k bad,
Kyu doston pe jaan lutate hain log
Malum hua aapko dost banane ke bad

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Koi Khud Se Bhi Pyaara Hota Hai,
Koi To Dil Ka Sahara Hota Hai,
Jaruri Nahi Zindagi Apne Liye Hi Pyaari Ho,
Zindagi Mein Koi To Zindagi Se Bhi Pyaara Hota Hai…

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Sometimes You Hurt The Ones Who Loves You Most,

Sometimes You Hold The Ones Who Leave You Lost,

And Sometimes, You Learn But It’s Too Late.

Love Sayari

Ye Khushbu Ye Hawa tere Naam Kar Di
Mousam Ki Har Ada tere Naam Kar Di
Dil Ne Chaha Ki aaj Kuch Khaash Tohfa
Du tumhe..
To Dil Se Nikli Har Dua tere Naam Kar
Di...

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Lag Ja Gale Ye Raat Phir Na Aayegi
Kismat Bhi Hamko Shayad Phir Na Milayegi
Baaki Hai Bas Chand Saansein Is Seene Mein
Rooh Bhi Na Jaise Kaise Tere Bin Reh Payegi

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Jabse Is Dil Par Tumhara Naam Aya Hai
Ek Surur Sa Har Waqt Chaya Hai
Na Jane Ye Pyaar Ka Nasha Hai
Ya Tumhare Deedar Ka Nasha Hai
Har jagah Hame Apka Hi Chehra Najar Aya Hai

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Tujhe palko pe bithane ko jee chahta hai
Teri baho se lipatne ko jee chahta hai,
Khubsurti ki intehaa hain tu,
Tuje zindagi me basane ko jee chahta hai

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Aapne apna namo nishan choda hota
To mere khat ka lifafa kora nahi hota

Ye hakikat hai ki aap sa koi naa mila
Aap milti to main khud se juda na hota

Mujhe pata h mere ruh me bas aap hi h
Kash ! aapke ruh me mera b pata hota

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Agar Mai Hadd Se Guzar Jau Toh
Mujhe Maaf Karna ..Tere Dil Me
Utar JauToh Mujhe Maaf
Karna ..
Raat Me Tujhe Dekh Ke
Tere Deedar Ki Khatir ,
Pal Bhar
Jo Theher Jau Toh Mujhe Maaf Karna .. Apne
Jazbaat Se Likhi
Hui Koi Gazal ,
Tere Naam Jo Kar
Jau Toh Mujhe Maaf Karna ..
Teri
Pal Bhar Ki Judai Mujhe Jeene
Nahi Deti,
Tere Bin Jo Mar Jau
Toh Mujhe Maaf Karna

Saturday, 12 April 2014

Hit Santa Banta jokes Hindi English mix.

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Santa: Pados ki Ladki ko dekh, wo Exam me first aayi hai.
Son: Usko hi to dekhta tha, tabhi to FAIL ho gaya

Interviewer: What is skeleton?
Santa: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

Do U Know Why Santa Bought A Brown Cow???
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2 Get Choclate Milk!!

Physics ka baap -
All scientists failed to answer this But SANTA Rocks !!
Question - Which liquid turns solid on heating??? Ans - besan ke pakore

Teacher to Sardar : Tumne Home work Q nahi kiya.?
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Deadly answer given by

Santa: Sir kyuki hum to ''Hostel'' me rahte hain..!

Santa Driving On D Wrong
Side Of One Way Road,
&
He Became Upset & Said,
Shit,
I Think I Am Late To
The Function,
All R Coming Back..

Santa kissed his GF in park
Gf: Plz ye sab shaadi se pehle maat karo
Santa: Oh Soniye Don't worry I'm married

Santa: Why majority of South Indians are black?
Banta: "Oh ji .. Because they always watch Sun TV, Surya TV, without applying Sun screen lotion"!

Inspector to Santa:Faansi se pehle,
bata teri aakhri ichha kya hai???
Santa:Mere pair upar aur sier neeche kar k faansi de do!!!

Manager asked to Santa at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Santa replyed: P-O-S-T-B-O-X.

Santa jungle ke raste se ja raha tha.
Tab uski najar ped pe latke hue sap pe padi.
Santa :sirf Latakne se height nahi badhegi,mummy ko bolo complain pilaye.

Santa: Mery dada ny 1857 ke jang main dushman ki tangain kaat di thin.
Banta: Gardanien q nai katin?
Santa: Wo pehly he kati hui thin...

Santa was inserting dogs tail into pipe
Banta Oye bevwoof, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti
Santa Idiot main to pipe bend kar raha hoon

Santa was busy scratching his head in a mall.
Banta: wat happened?
Santa: tu bhi kar,
wahan poster laga hai,
scratch & win a bmw

Santa Police k interview Par
Interviewer-Bhiid ko Titar Bitar Karne k Liye Kya Karna Chahiye ?
Santa-Chanda Mangna Shuru Kar Dena Chahiye.

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Santa Banta hit jokes.

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Santa Banta Se : Yaar mere Pet Mai Gas Hai…!!!
Banta : Achha hua Petrol Nahi Hai Warna ONGC wale kua khod dete!

Doctor:Kamjori hai, Fruite khaya karo chilke sahit
after 1 hour
Santa: Mere Pet me Dard ho raha hai
Doctor: Kya khaya tha?
Santa: Pineapple, chilke sahit

Santa: Sabse bhari durghatna kya ho sakti hai
Banta: Agar koi potty dhone ke dibbe me Tejab dal de..

In n exam, a gal sitting on desk next to santa asked, "Mujhe is answer ki starting batado baki main likh lungi"
Santa said, "The answer of this question is, baki tum likhlo"

Santa: Mera ghar itna bada hai ki usme local train chalti hai.
Banta: Yeh to kuchh bhi nahi hai, mera ghar itna bada hai ki agar ek se dusre kone chale jaao to roaming lagti hai.

Jagjit Singh: Ye daulat bhi lelo.. ye shaurat bhi lelo.. ye daulat b lelo, ye shaurat b lelo...
Santa: Ye bechara bahut pareshan hai iski aurat bhi lelo

Santa to Son: "maths vich fail kyu hoya"..
Son: 1st day teacher kendi 5+3=8..
Agle din kendi 6+2=8..
fir kendi 4+4=8
ullu di pathi khud confusd hai mujhe kya padheygi..:-)

Beta:Papa Madam Ne aj Ek Sawal Poocha Jiska Jawab Sirf Mujhe malum Tha
Sardar:Mera Shona Puttar, Sawal Kya Tha ???
Beta:Madam Ne Pucha, Black Board K Paas Potty Kisne Ki Hai

Santa ke truck ke pichey likha tha, "chota parivar sukhi parivar"
aur uske nichey
Tinu, minu, chintu, chinky, pinky, guddu, guddi, sonu, monu, te sohan de papa di gaddi!!

Santa: Very Tasty, Aaj to tumhare ghar kheer kha kar majja aa gaya
Banta: Agar Billi muhn nahi marti to Kheer aur bhi achi banti .

Santa ne shampoo kharida.
Santa: iske sath jo gift hai do
Shopkeepe: iske sath koi gift nahi hai
Santa: jhoothe! ispe likha hai "Dandruff Free"

Interviewer: Whats d relation between Earth & Moon?
Santa: Brother & Sister
Inter: How?
Santa: Earth Dharti mata and Moon Chanda Mama.

Santa Ne Apne 6 Mnth K Baby Ki B'day party arrange ki, kisi ne pucha: 6 month k baby ka B'day kese?
Santa:Hum Semster System Ko Folow Karte Hai....:-)

After eating fish Santa Singh never drinks water!
Coz
He feared that fish will come alive and start swimming in his stomach!! ;-)

Santa- Agar nariyal k ped pe chadh jaun to Engg college ki ladkiyan dikh jayengi?
Banta- Zaroor!! Aur haath chhod dega to medical college ki bhi dikh jayengi

Santa : Judge Saab, Mujhe Divorce Chahiye
judge : Kyun?
Santa : Meri Biwi Ne 1 Saal Se Mujhse Baat Nahi Ki
Judge : 1 Bar Phir Sochle Beta, Aisi Biwi Nasib Walo Ko Milti Hai

Santa Bakri Le Kar Bus Mei Sawar Hua
To Logo Ne Uski Bahot Pitai ki
Santa: Mere Sath ek Lady Na Hoti To Tumhe Btata

SANTA : YAAR MERI BIWI MERE DOST KE SAATH BHAG GAYI
BANTA : BAHUT YAAD ATI HOGI USKI FIR
SANTA : HAAN YAAR BAHUT ACHA DOST THA MERA, BAHUT ACHA KAAM KIYA HAI USHNE.

Santa ne Banta se kaha, ”sabse bada challenge kya hai?”
Banta replied – answer sheet ko khali chod do aur last me likh dena,
paas kark dikha

Santa Roasted Chicken Khane K Baad Hadi Chaba Raha Tha,
Pas Baitha ek pandit roti Kha Raha Tha
Pandit Santa se pucha : Tumhare yaha kutte Kya Khate Hai?
Santa: Roti

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Santa Banta Mix English Hindi Jokes.

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Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: “Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back: “When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss: “Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

One day Sardar went to a shop.
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Let him go. You do ur job. Always dont expect jokes on him..

Santa:Papa aaj meri Girl4nd ki birhday he. Use kya du..?
Papa:Dekhne me kaisi hai?
Santa:Mast hai..
Papa:Mera mobile number de de!

Sardar to his friend.. I kiss my wife everyday before i go to office..

& u?

Friend: i kiss ur wife after u go to office.
Sardar: ha ha ha..i m the first..

1 Chor Santa ka mobile le k bhag raha tha
Santa:Bhag sale Bhag bhag
Charger toh mere pas hai

2 men were searching for their lost wife in a festival.
Santa:What does your wife look like?
Banta:She is 5'7", 36-24-36 sexy figure, fair, sweet, beautiful, green sexy eyes, brown hair, and yours?
Santa: Forget mine, let us look for yours.

Santa: Will U marry, after I die.
Jeeto: No, I will live with my sister. Jeeto: Will U marry, after I die.
Santa: No, I will also live with your sister.

Judge: Why were u arrested?
Santa: For shopping early.
Judge: Well, that's not a crime. Anyway, how early were u shopping?
Santa: Before the shop opened.

SANTA Ur son is Dead.Aftr Hearing Dis Santa jumps frm 50th floor.
Wen he reachd 35th Flr he think "I dnt hav Son"
20th Floor:
I'm not married
&
3rd Floor:
Shit! I'm BANTA.

Santa: Mere pass gaddi,bungla,paisa hai..tere pass kya hai?

Banta:Mere pass bhi gaddi,bungla,paisa hai

Santa:Mar gaye..Phir apni Maa kiske pass hai?

Sardar is driving a jeep in jungle.

Tourist: If lion follows very close to us then how can we escape?
Sardar:Give right indicator & take left turn.:-)

Santa traveling in a train gets down in evry station n buy ticket 4 next station.Guess Why?
Bcoz doctor told 2 him avoid Long Journey

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santa banta hindi jokes.

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Santa ws getting bitten by mosquitoes d whole night.
He got irritated… Drank poison said, “ab kato salo, sb maroge!”

Patient: Santa, ye phulo ki mala kis k liye?
Santa: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nhi to tmhare liye.

Once Banta got a party invitation saying..... Black tie only !
At the party, Banta ws vry shocked 2 see othr ppl wearing suits also !!!!!!

Santa ( to his son ) : Itne km marks? do thappad marne chayiye.......!
Santa's son : Haan papa.. chalo...mene us master ka ghr dekha hai.....!

Santa nd Banta in a football stadium..
Santa : Paji, ye log ball se kya kr rhe hai?
Banta : goal kr rhe hain!!!
Santa :"lekin paji ball to pehle se gol hai , or kitni gol Krenge?"

A donkey kicked a Sardar & ran awy
Sardar ran 2 catch d donkey.
He saw a zebra & startd beating it & said
"SALA Tracksuit pahn k dhoka De raha hai".

Girl:- Jaldi khidki se kudo, papa aa gye hai.
Boy:- Lekin ye 13v mnzil hai,
Girl:- Janu ye shagun - apshagun sochne ka waqt nhi hai jaldi kudo.

Santa-Beta agr tm fail ho jao to mujhe papa mt kehna
(Some days later)
Papa-Bete result ka kya hua?
Santa-Dimag kharab mt kr "MangiLal

Santa: Agr tmhe kuch ho gya to mai Pagal ho jaunga.
Jeto: Dusri shadi to nhi kroge?
Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kr skta hai..

Masterji: kl school kyu nhi aya.
Santa: Gir gya tha or lg gayi.
Masterji: kaha gire, kaha lagi?
Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur ANKH lg gyi..

Santa: "God, if u give me 100 rs, I will donate 50 rs in tmpl".
(After waliking sm distance, he finds a 50 rs note)
Santa: "Shame on u God, u don't even trust me a little? u hv already takn ur share!"

Master: Mai tenu kutte pe essay likhne ho
keha tha, Likh k kyu nhi liya ?
Santa: Ki krda master g,
kahi bhi mai kutte pe Pen rkha wo bhagya!!!

Santa: I’m a proud father. My son is in medical college.
Banta: What’s he studying?"
Santa: He's not studying, they r studying him!

Banta: Truck dekhkr tm kapte kyu ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekr bhag gya tha, hr bar lgta hai jaise usko vaps krne aya hai.

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long santa banta jokes.

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Sardar: in my dreams rats play football every night.
DR: take this tablet you will be ok.
Sardar: Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

Inspector 2 Santa:
Phansi Se Pehly, Bata Teri Aakhri
Khwahish Kia Ha?
Santa:Mery Pair Uper Or Sir Neechy kr
K Phansi De Do-:)

Santa and Banta in Examination Hall:
Santa: Exam Sheet pe Starting main kya likh Don?
Banta: "Is Answer Sheet Pe jo bhi likha hoga Wo kisi Ques aur Teacher aur School se related nahin hain And ye sub imiginary aur iska ksi se koi Sarokar Nahin Hai"

Santa k Ghar NAVJOT SINGH SIDDHU ki Tasvir Lagi hui Thi.
Banta: Ye Kyon Laga Rakhi Hai?
Santa: LAUGHING BUDDHA Lene Gaya Tha.
Dukandar ne Kaha Ye LATEST Hai. :-)

Santa to Banta: I have One Good News One Bad News.
Good News is That:Meri biwi ka ACCEDENT ho gaya.
Banta: Aur Bad News?
Santa: Woh ek SAPNA tha. :-(

Santa Aur Banta Ne Zindagi Mai Pehli Baar Rickshaw Dekha.
Santa: Dekho Kitna Chhota Tanga.
Banta: Haan!
Aur Gadha to Dekho,
Aadmi Jaisa Dikhta Hai. :-)

Santa: Mere Pass Gaddi Hai, Banglow Hai, Paisa Hai.
Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?

Banta: Mere Pass Bhi Gaddi Hai, Banglow Hai, Paisa Hai.
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Santa: To Saaley Apni Maa Kiske Paas Hai?
1 Aadmi Santa ki Betay Se Puchhta Hai:
Beta Papa Ghar Main Hain?
Santa Ka Beta Sprite Pete Huye
Uncle Seedha Bolo Mummy Se Milna Hai.
Seedhi Baat No Bakwas. :-)

Santa On 60th Birthday:
Banta: Ye Cake Pe Bulb Q Lagaya Hai?
Santa: 60 Candles Lagane Me Mushkil Ho Rahi Thi.
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Isliye 60 Watt k Bulb Laga Diya.

Santa: Mobile me kuch MP3 Songs Load karwana hai.
Servicing Man: Memory card hai?
Santa: Nahi! Ration Card chalega kya?

Santa sitting on the roadside:
Banta asks y r u wasting time?
Santa: I'm taking revenge?
Banta: How?
Santa: Waqt ne mujhe barbad kia he, ab mein waqt ko barbad karta hun.

At the scene of an accident a man was crying:
O God! I have lost my hand , oh!
Santa: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
Pappu: What''s the difference between Confidence and Confidential?
Santa: u r my son I''m Confident. ur friend is also my son, that''s Confidential.

Santa waiting at bus stop in UK along with 3 women.
When bus arrived, conductor picked the women & said: No more, no more
Santa: Salea Morniya char liya, meri bari no more.

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Santa Banta jokes in Hindi.

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Boss: Where were you born?
Sardarji: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardarji: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .

Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol..

Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '

In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

SARDAR:- Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, "I AM GOING"?
FRIEND:- Main jaa raha hun.
SARDAR:- Saaley, aise kaise jayega, 20 aur bhi aise ja chuke hain....answer bata ke jaa..

Santa went to temple & saw people puting coin in box & praying
Santa: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin phone without receiver

SardarJi: Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta hai.
Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani le aao, woh le aati hai,
Dost: Garam pani Q?
Sardar: Garam pani se Bartan Achay Dhultay hain.

Sardar k 12 bachon mein 1 alag dikhta tha:
Jab uski biwi marnay wali thi to Sardar ne poocha: Ab to bata do ye kis ka hai?
Sardarni: Sardarji, sirf yehi apka bacha hai.

A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...!

A MAN TO SANTA-- UR FRND IS KISSING UR WIFE IN UR HOME,
HE RUSHES TO HIS HOME
AND COME WITH IN HALF AN HOUR N
SLAPPED TAT MAN N SAID--
HE WAS NOT MY FRND..

Santa ki ladai apne baap se ho gayi
To usne apne baap ki photo kabristan me 1 ped pe latka diya
Aur Niche Likha
"COMING SOON

Santa-Oye!what R U doing?
Banta-Recording this babys voice.
Santa-Why?
Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this..

Santa Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Bahar Nikala
Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi
Kyun...
Kyun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale The..

Gang of SARDARS broke a Bank.
Instead of cash they found Botles full of Chilled Red Wine,
Happily they drank & went away.

Next day Headline aai: Blood Bank lutya gya.

A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..
"My father grows beans," said one student.

"My father cooks beans," said another.

Then a Little Santa spoke up: "We are all human beans."

Sardarji: Me E-Mail bnana hu. Sardar, Sardarg, Sardar123, Sardarabc Koi bhi nhe mil rha.
Sardarji Friend : Tum "Akalmand_Sardar" try kro 100% mil jye ga.

Santa was riding on a horse,
He jumped the red light & a cop whistles'
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says,
"Le Karle Number Note"..

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Santa Banta jokes in English.

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Santa ke ghar Ladki ne janam liya..
Banta: jab ladki badi hogi to ladke ise chedenge.
Santa: Maine iska intejaam kar liye hai.
Banta: kya kiya?
Santa: Ladki ka naam DIDI rakh diya hai..............Jokes in Hindi Santa Banta

Santa apni biwi k office gaya
to usne dekha k uski biwi
boss ki godi me baithi dictation le rahi thi.
Santa:- Chal LAajo, aisi jagah kaam nahi karna
jahan staff k liye kursi bhi na ho

Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!
Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai.
Santa: Kyaa..
Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA"

Maths Teacher Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions
Teacher-If 1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then , For 3000 Kgs
How Much?
Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!

A Chini was in hospital.
SANTA went to meet him.
Chini said 'CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA' And died.
SANTA went china 2 know the meaning,
that was:-
KUTTE OXYGEN KE PIPE SE PAIR UTHA.

Sardar Apne Ghar Ka
Darwaza Kandhe Pe Utha
Kr Ja Raha Tha ..
Kisi Ne Poocha
Sardar g Kithy Ja Rhy Ho ???
Sardar g Ne Kaha:
Tala Khulwane ...

Santa Ek Baraf Ka Tukda Utha Kar Use Gaur Se Dekh Raha Tha.
Banta- Kya Dekh Rahe He??
Santa- Dekh Raha Hu Ye Leak Kaha Se Ho Raha He!!

Santa aur us Banta tange mai beth kr ja rhe the
k achanak ghodi ne gobar kr dia.
Yeh dekh kr santa banta se kehne laga
dekho dunia kitni tezi se tarki kr rhi hai
yaha bi kima nikalne ki mashin laga di.

Banta Singh: "Yaar Santa,
Last Year The Name-Plate Outside ur House Read Santa Singh B.A.
This Year It Read Santa Singh M.A.,
Wen Did u Finish urs Masters Degree?
Santa Singh: "You Don''t Understand.
Last Year My Wife Died,
I Put B.A. To Indicate Bachelor Again.
Den I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is Married Again

Santa In a Plane
Feels Vomiting & ask 4 a
Vomit Bag, Air Hostess
Gives Him The Bag After
Few Minutes When She
Comes Back Evry1 Was
Vomiting Except Sardar g
She Was Surprisd & Askd
"Santa g In Sab ko Kia Hua?"
Santa: "Me Ulti Kiti Ena Lokan
Nu Buri Lagi Te Me Wapis Pee Gya ... "

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santa banta jokes.

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Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
The shopkeep! er asked: Exide laga du?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?

Santa invested 2 Lakhs in a business and suffered huge Losses.
Do u know what the business was?
He opened a Saloon in Punjab!

Santa was standing below a tube light with mouth wide open.........WHY?
Because his doctor advised him "Today's dinner should be light".

Professor Banta asked a plumber to come to his college.
U know why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...

A street dog was chasing Santa and he was laughing.
A bystander: why are u laughing? Santa: I have an Airtel phone, but still Hutch network is following me.
Santa Banta Jokes in Hindi

The Teacher asked all the students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except Banta.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

Photographer Santa was focusing on the dead body's face in a funeral function.
Suddenly all the relatives started beating him - why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE"

Santa at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call Modern art?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true...

santa in Coffee shop wth wife.
santar:Jldi Pi, Coffee thandi ho Jaye gi.
Wife:ki frk painda hai?
Srdar: Bywakof Rate List dekh
Hot coffee Rs.15
Cold coffee.45

Srdar got new job:
1st day he spent 11 hours on computer:
Boss was happy & asked what he did?
Sardar replied: Keybord te ABC agy pichy lagi c, O sidi kiti ae.

Train Chali, Santa 1 Dibbe Mai Char Gaye..
TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nhe Aate, Ye Ladies Ka
Dibba Hai.
Santa Ji: Sorry Ji, Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho.

Santa - My wife died yesterday..
Im trying to cry but tears are not come out,
what to do?
Banta - No Problem.
Just Imagine she Came Back.

Santa:Train me raat bhar nind nhi ayi,
upr ki seat mili thi, garmi bahut thi.
Banta:To xchnge krna tha
Santa:Kisse krta?
Niche ki seat pe koi aya hi nahi.

Banta: Yeh chaku kyu ubal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zarurat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaye.

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?

Banta ped pe chada to upr baithey
Bandar ne poocha: Upr kyu aya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, Apple sath laya hu.

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Santa paji and Banta paji jokes.

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Santa- kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai.
Banta- to isme prob kya hai?
Santa-pata nhi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nhi

santa aur banta k bich mai fight ho rahi thi
banta:- saale mai tere kapde phaad k tujhe naanga kar doonga
santa:- dekh serious ladai mai romantic baat mat kar

SANTA:Lalaji dettol soap hai,
Lala:ha,
santa:acha vala hai,
Lala:ha,
Santa: achi quality ka hai,
Lala:ha bhai ha,
Santa: thik hai hath dhokr 1kg aata do..

Santa: oye banta machli khayega?
Banta: nhi yaar usme kaante hote hain.
Santa: oye chadd yaar, chappal pahen ke kha lena.

Santa Ko Beta Hua. Use Jyotish Ke Pass Le Gaye
Jyotish:Ye Jiska Naam Pehle Bolega Wo mar Jyega
Baccha Bola "PAPA" Aur Dusre Din Padosi Mar Gya

Jaj : Suna hai pichale 10 saal se tmne apni biwi ko dara dhamka k rakha hai.
Santa : Par Janab
Jaj : Safai ki jarurat nahi bas itna batao ye tumne kiya kaise

Ek baar santa ko koi 8th floor par bulata hai. Jb vo vaha jata hai to flat ke samne likha rehta hai "Santa April Fool" to
Santa likhta hai "Mai to yahan pr aya hi nhi tha.'

Santa: Sharab pite pite rone laga
Banta: Kya hua kyo ro rahe ho?
Santa: Yaar ki kara jis ladki ko bhulane k liye pi raha tha,uska naam yaad nhi aa raha hai

santa 2 doctor-apne kaha tha ki subah khelne se sehat thik rehti hai pr muje to koi fark nai pada?
doctor-konsa game khelteho?
santa-mobile mai snake wala

santa=mere padosi ka bacha gum ho gaya
banta=fir kya kiya?
santa=maine kaha google pe search karlo, mil jaye to download kr lena.

Banta Cigratte pe 2 metre pipe laga kr pe raha tha.
Santa : Tu pipe laga kar cig Q pe raha hai
Banta : Doctor ne kaha, Cig-Bidi se dur rehna.

Santa pe bijli ka taar gir gaya.
Santa tarap tarap k marne hi wala tha ki use yaad aya ki bijli to 2 din se band hai....

santa;mujhe us ladki se bachao
banta:kyo?
santa:jabse maine kaha dil cheer k dekh tera hi naam hoga sali chaku leke piche pad gyi hai

Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.
Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.
Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.
Santa: Lekin biwi ko nhi pata

Shopkeeper: This sweater's made of pure virgin wool sir.
Santa: You see I m not interested in the morals of the sheep.Just tell me, will it keep me warm?

Santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mai hole kyu?
Santa bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.

Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha!
Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho?
Sardar: Mai to uthta hi subha 9 baje hu!

Humor is not only fun but healthy too! Heart attack is shown to be less likely to happen for people who have an active sense of humor or who laugh much. Huge collection of funny stuff & fully sayings- Santa banta jokes, santa banta jokes in punjabi, short, new, latest santabanta jokes.

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Friday, 11 April 2014

Saying Sorry SMS.

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Wat I Did Was Foolish & Impulsive
If I Cud Take It All Back I'd Do Dis So Instant
I Truly Didn't Mean 2 Hurt U In Any Way
I'm Sorry 4 Hurting U

Sorry is a gud weapons 4 sm ppl..
Jaan bujh kr galtiaa karo, n after dat just say sorry..
bt actually ppl don't know D deep meaning of sorry....!!

know I’ve hurt u…
I didn’t mean to.
I m soooo sorry…
Plz forgive me!

A Gud Apology has 3 Parts -
1) Im Sorry..
2) It’s my Fault..
3) How do I make it right?
well.. unfortunately, A Lot of ppl usually miss D 3rd part.

Sorry is not just a word to say... Its a expression 2 express 4 a unfortunate event dat experienced....

I'm sorry may not mean dat much 2 u, bt it means a lifetime of our relationship 2 me ! Plz forgive me ?

How can I begin to say I`m sorry. I didn’t mean to upset you. I hope that you can forgive me.I’m sorry.

I hurt you… But I didn’t mean to… Please forgive me!

anytym u are angry that breaks my heart but my heart will never stop to love you..... sorry for that

I'm sorry 4 blaming u...
4 evrything I just couldn't do…
And I've hurt myself by hurting u…
There's nothing I wouldn't do 2 hear ur voice again…
Smtyms, I want 2 call u, bt I know u won't b there…
It's hard 2 say gudbye wen i ...

Remember D gud tyms we had spent 2gether, & d beautiful future we had dreamy of...
Darling I never wanted 2 create a distance between us...
Plz let us bridge d gaps...

Most truths r so naked dat ppl feel sorry 4 dem & cover dem up, at least a little bit.

Keep courage. Watever u do, do not feel sorry for urself. U will win in a great age of opportunity.

Grab a chance and you won't be sorry for a might have been.

I feel sorry 4 D person who can't get genuinely excited about his work. Not only will he never b satisfied, bt he will never achieve anything worthwhile.

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Thursday, 10 April 2014

Life quotes in English.

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“Monsters are real, and ghosts are real too. They live inside us, and sometimes, they win.”
― Stephen King

“Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.”
― Arthur C. Clarke

“The more I see, the less I know for sure.”
― John Lennon

“If I can stop one heart from breaking, I shall not live in vain.”
― Emily Dickinson

“People aren't born good or bad. Maybe they're born with tendencies either way, but its the way you live your life that matters.”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Glass

“The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.”
― E.E. Cummings

“Life is for the living.
Death is for the dead.
Let life be like music.
And death a note unsaid.”
― Langston Hughes, The Collected Poems

“Unbeing dead isn't being alive.”
― E.E. Cummings

“If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember.”
― Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies

“Some people have lives; some people have music.”
― John Green, Will Grayson, Will Grayson

“Why didn't I learn to treat everything like it was the last time. My greatest regret was how much I believed in the future.”
― Jonathan Safran Foer, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close

“That was the thing. You never got used to it, the idea of someone being gone. Just when you think it's reconciled, accepted, someone points it out to you, and it just hits you all over again, that shocking.”
― Sarah Dessen, The Truth About Forever

“The things you do for yourself are gone when you are gone, but the things you do for others remain as your legacy.”
― Kalu Ndukwe Kalu

“Simplicity, patience, compassion.
These three are your greatest treasures.
Simple in actions and thoughts, you return to the source of being.
Patient with both friends and enemies,
you accord with the way things are.
Compassionate toward yourself,
you reconcile all beings in the world.”
― Laozi, Tao Te Ching

“Don't you think it's better to be extremely happy for a short while, even if you lose it, than to be just okay for your whole life?”
― Audrey Niffenegger, The Time Traveler's Wife

“Books say: She did this because. Life says: She did this. Books are where things are explained to you; life is where things aren't. I'm not surprised some people prefer books.”
― Julian Barnes, Flaubert's Parrot

Mark Twain
“Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.”
― Mark Twain

“Don't be afraid of death; be afraid of an unlived life. You don't have to live forever, you just have to live.”
― Natalie Babbitt, Tuck Everlasting

“I've got nothing to do today but smile.”
― Paul Simon

“This is your life and its ending one moment at a time.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club

“It's all in the view. That's what I mean about forever, too. For any one of us our forever could end in an hour, or a hundred years from now. You never know for sure, so you'd better make every second count.”
― Sarah Dessen, The Truth About Forever

“Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends?”
― Abraham Lincoln

“That it will never come again is what makes life so sweet.”
― Emily Dickinson

“Live to the point of tears.”
― Albert Camus

“I am not sure that I exist, actually. I am all the writers that I have read, all the people that I have met, all the women that I have loved; all the cities I have visited.”
― Jorge Luis Borges

“If I should ever die, God forbid, let this be my epitaph:
THE ONLY PROOF HE NEEDED
FOR THE EXISTENCE OF GOD
WAS MUSIC”
― Kurt Vonnegut

“Life is a book and there are a thousand pages I have not yet read.”
― Cassandra Clare, Clockwork Princess

“Don’t try to make life a mathematics problem with yourself in the center and everything coming out equal. When you’re good, bad things can still happen. And if you’re bad, you can still be lucky.”
― Barbara Kingsolver, The Poisonwood Bible

Haruki Murakami
“Nobody likes being alone that much. I don't go out of my way to make friends, that's all. It just leads to disappointment. ”
― Haruki Murakami, Norwegian Wood

“Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!”
― Hunter S. Thompson

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Qoutes on life.

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“Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.”

― Dr. Seuss

“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”

― Marilyn Monroe

“You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching,

Love like you'll never be hurt,

Sing like there's nobody listening,

And live like it's heaven on earth.”

― William W. Purkey

“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”

― Mae West

“In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.”

― Robert Frost

“Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.”

― Narcotics Anonymous, Narcotics Anonymous

“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”

― Oscar Wilde

“It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.”

― André Gide, Autumn Leaves

“Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.”

― Allen Saunders

“There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.”

― Albert Einstein

“Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.”

― Mark Twain

“It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.”

― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

“I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.”

― Douglas Adams, The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul

“This life is what you make it. No matter what, you're going to mess up sometimes, it's a universal truth. But the good part is you get to decide how you're going to mess it up. Girls will be your friends - they'll act like it anyway. But just remember, some come, some go. The ones that stay with you through everything - they're your true best friends. Don't let go of them. Also remember, sisters make the best friends in the world. As for lovers, well, they'll come and go too. And baby, I hate to say it, most of them - actually pretty much all of them are going to break your heart, but you can't give up because if you give up, you'll never find your soulmate. You'll never find that half who makes you whole and that goes for everything. Just because you fail once, doesn't mean you're gonna fail at everything. Keep trying, hold on, and always, always, always believe in yourself, because if you don't, then who will, sweetie? So keep your head high, keep your chin up, and most importantly, keep smiling, because life's a beautiful thing and there's so much to smile about.”

― Marilyn Monroe

“Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.”

― Dr. Seuss

Dr. Seuss

“Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You.”

― Dr. Seuss, Happy Birthday to You!

“Everything you can imagine is real.”

― Pablo Picasso

Woody Allen

“I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.”

― Woody Allen

“To laugh often and love much; to win the respect of intelligent persons and the affection of children; to earn the approbation of honest citizens and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty; to find the best in others; to give of one’s self; to leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to have played and laughed with enthusiasm and sung with exultation; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived—this is to have succeeded.”

― Bessie Anderson Stanley, More Heart Throbs Volume Two in Prose and Verse Dear to the American People And by them contributed as a Supplement to the original $10,000 Prize Book HEART THROBS

“Who are you to judge the life I live?

I know I'm not perfect

-and I don't live to be-

but before you start pointing fingers...

make sure you hands are clean!”

― Bob Marley

“Sometimes people are beautiful.

Not in looks.

Not in what they say.

Just in what they are.”

― Markus Zusak,

“Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.”

― Albert Einstein

“Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.”

― George Bernard Shaw

“Reality continues to ruin my life.”

― Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

“Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day. You shall begin it serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense.”

― Ralph Waldo Emerson

“I'm the one that's got to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life the way I want to.”

― Jimi Hendrix, Jimi Hendrix - Axis: Bold as Love

“Just when you think it can't get any worse, it can. And just when you think it can't get any better, it can.”

― Nicholas Sparks, At First Sight

“But better to get hurt by the truth than comforted with a lie.”

― Khaled Hosseini

“Things change. And friends leave. Life doesn't stop for anybody.”

― Stephen Chbosky,

“When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You know that your name is safe in their mouth.”

― Jess C. Scott, The Intern

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Taarif SMS, Shayri in Hindi and English.

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Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai,
Kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai,
humein aap yun hi sharabi na kahiye,
Is dil par asar to aap se mulakat ka hai!

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Who cares whether this is a poem or rhyme, I will love you until the end of time...

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Love has its ups and downs,
its twists and turns.
Love leaves you pain,
teaches u until you learn
and
even if love takes so long,
it always takes you to where you belong.

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Woh inkar karte hain ikrar ke liye,
Nafrat bhi karte hain to pyar ke liye,
Ulti chaal chalte hain yeh ishqwale,
Ankhein band karte hain didar ke liye.

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Betab tamannao ki kasak rahne do,
Manjil ko pane ki jhalak rahne do,
Aap bhale hi raho dur najro se,
Par band palko me apni jhalak rahene do.

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Ek ajnabi se mujhe itna pyaar kyon hai,
Inkar karne par chahat ka ikraar kyon hai,
Use pana nahi meri taqdeer mein shayad,
Phir har mod pe usi ka intezar kyon hai

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Udas nazron main khwab milenge,
Kahin kaante to kahin gulab milenge….
Meri dil ki kitab ko apni nazar se padh kar to dekho,
Kahin aap ki yaad to kahin aap milenge……..

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Mere Pyaar ki woh hadh puchte hai,

Dil mein kitni jagah hai yeh puchte hai,
Chahte hai hum unhi ko kyun itna,

Iski bhi woh wajah puchte hai.

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kisi khusnasib ki takdir ho aap,
khwabon ki sachi tasvir ho aap,
aur kya kahe aapaki shaan me,
mere hathon ki lakeer ho aap...!!!

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Door kahin meri nazro se rahti hai wo,
har lamha mere khayalo me rahti hai wo.
Kaisi hai wo, kis haal me hai wo,
dil ke mere har sawaal me rahti hai wo.

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Ek muskan tu mujhe ek bar dede,
Khawab mein hi sahi,
Ek bar didar dede,
Bas ek bar kar le tu aane ka vaada,
Fir umar bhar ke liye chahe intzar dede.

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Khuda Ne Ishq Banaya Hoga
To Khud Bhi Zaroor Aajmaya Hoga,
Hamari To Aukaat Kya Hai,
Is Ishq Ne To Khuda Ko Bhi Roolaya Hoga.

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dhoka na dena k hame tumpe aitbar bohut hai
ye dil teri chaht ka talabgar bohut hai
jo tumhe na dekhein to dikhayi kuch na de
hum kya karen hame tumse pyar bohut hai

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Meri rahon ke
Jo jugnu hein
Wo tere hein..
Teri rahon k
Jo andherey hein
Wo mere hain..
Chu sakta Nahi
koi gum tujhko
Q k..
Tujh par duaon k jo
pehrey hein
Wo mare hein

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Tere mere is pyar pe is zamane ka pahera hai
zamana ye nahi jaanta hamara pyar kitna gahera hai
har waqt subha shaam dostaon se.
Chahate huwe bhi kiya zikr tera hai
teri har saans se milti hai zindagi mujhe
dhadakta hai jo tere seeney me wo dil mera hai

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Jee bhar k dekhanay do apne chahre ko jaan
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K muddat hoi in ankhon ne koi apna dekha

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Tum in honto ke muskraht ko yuhe rehne dena,
duneya jo b kehti hai usy kehne dena,
hai guzarish tum se a meri jana,
kudaya in ankho se kabi anso na behne dena.

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Na khwabon me dekha, na nazaron me dekha,
Hazaron me ek humne tum hi ko dekha,
Gum dene wale to har pal hai yahan,
Har pal khushi dene walon me ek aap hi ko dekha

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Love SMS and shayri in hindi

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Live Is 10% Of What Heppend 2 U
& 90% Of How U Respond 2 It!
So Think Before U Respond.

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Log poochte hai humse ki tum apne pyaar ka ijhar kyun nahi karte?
Toh humne kaha jo lafjo mein bayan ho jaye hum utna pyaar unse nahi karte.

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ye lo tare

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asmaan se ap k lie tor k lai hun chand nai mila
kiu k wo sms parne main busy hai.

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Pal Pal se banta hai Ehasas,
ehsas se banta hai Vishvas,
vishvas se bante hai Rishte,
aur rishte se banta hai koi Khas

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Har mod par nayi shuruwat ho sakti hai,
Dur reh kar bhi baat ho sakti hai,
Mana k aapse dur hai bahut lekin,
Aankhe band karlo to mulakat ho sakti hai.....

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dil mein basa liya our humko bataya bi nahi..
sath rehne ka khuwab saja liya our humko bataya b nahi..
ab b dekhte ho khamoshi bhari nigahon se..
chupke se dil chura liya our hum ko bataya b nahi..

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ankhon k samne har waqt ap kohi paya hai dil mein bhi sirf ap ko hi basaya hai
ap k bena hum jiyengay b tu kese zindagi k bina koi jee paya hai

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Har RASTA aik SAFAR Cahta hai,
har MUSAFAR ek hum SAFAR Cahta hai,
Jese CHAHTI hai CHANDNI CHAND ko,
koi hai jo APKO bhi is kadar CHAHTA hai.

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Door kahin meri nazro se rahti hai wo,
har lamha mere khayalo me rahti hai wo.
Kaisi hai wo, kis haal me hai wo,
dil ke mere har sawaal me rahti hai wo.

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KHUDA APNI KHUDAAI HAR LAMHA DIKHATA HAI,
TUM MOHABBAT KARO IS LIYE DIL BANATA HAI,
MOHABBAT KI GEHRAAYO MEIN KAHAN TAK DUBE HO,
YE DEKHNE K LIYE JUDA KAR K AZMATA HAI.

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Chahane se koi baat nahi hoti, thode se andhere se raat nahi hoti, jinhe chahate hai jaan se zyada, unse aaj kal mulakaat hi nahi HOTI.

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Phool khilte hai bahaaron ka samaa hota hai,
Aise mausam mein hi toh pyaar javaan hota hai,
Dil ki baaton ko hothon se nahi kehte,
Yeh fasaana toh nigaahon se bayaan hota hai.

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Naam aapka pal pal leta hai koi,
yaad aapko har pal karta hai koi,
ehsaas toh shayad aapko bhi hai,
koi dur rehkar aap ko har pal yaad karta hai koi.

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Yaadon Ki Barsaat Liye
Duaaon Ki Soghat Liye
Dil Ki Gehrayee Se
Chand Ki Roshnai Se
Pholon K Kaghaz Per
Aap K Liye Sirf 3 Lafz
“I Love You”

:-)

Sitaro ki bheed se
churaya hai apko,
Dil se apna dost banaya hai apko,
Iss rishtey ko tutne na dena kyonki
iss dil ke kisi khas kone me chhupaya hai apko.

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Intezar Hai
Kab Unse Baat Hogi
Khuda Jane
Kab Ye Ittefak Hogi
Yu To Har Sham Milte Hai
Khwabo Me
Jane Kab Ru-Ba-Ru
Unse Mulakat Hogi.

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All Hindi love SMS and Shayri.

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Hum phool hai gulab ke
Chameli ka naa samjho,
Hum aashiq hai tumhare
Apni saheli ka naa samjho

:-)

Kisike intezaar mein,
Kisike aitbaar mein,
Hum bhi shayari likhte hain,
Kisike pyar mein.

:-)

Kabtak mere
ishqse inkar kregi
khud tutkr 1din
to muje pyar kregi
me itna jala dunga
use ishq ki aag me
k izhar wo
mujse sare bazar kregi

:-)

Woh kehti hai,
Mere hathon ki mehndi mein,
Meri ankhon ke kaajal mein,
Mere honthon ki laali mein,
Meri zulfon ke aanchal mein,
Jane jaan,
Har ek cheez adhoori hai,
Ke jese,
Tum mere bina,
AurMein tere bina.

:-)

Hum woh nahi jo tum ko ghum main chhod de,
hum woh nahi jo tum se nata tod de ,
hum woh hain,ke agar teri sanse ruk jae,
to tuj se apni sanse jorh de.

:-)

Zindgi lehar thi aap sahil hue,
Na jane kaise hum apke kabil hue,
Na bhulenge hum us hassin pal ko,
Jab aap humari choti si zindgi mein shamil hue!

:-)

Glass mein sarab, sarab me uski tasveer najar aati hai.
Nahi peeta to nasha chala jata hai, peeta hu to uski tasveer chali jati hai.

:-)

Bekhudi ki zindagi hum jiya nahi karte,
Yun kisika ka jaam hum piya nahi karte.
Unse kehdo mohabbat ka izhaar aakar khud karein,
Yun kisika peecha hum nahin kartein.

:-)

Lamhe ye suhane saath ho na ho,
Kal mein aaj jaisi koi baat ho na ho,
Yadoon ke haseen lamhe dil mein rahenge,
Chahe sari umar hamari mulaqat ho na ho.

:-)

Bin badal barsaat nahin hoti,
Suraj doobe bina raat nahin hoti,
Aab kuch aise haalat hain hamare ki,
Aapko dekhe bagair din ki shuruwat nahin hoti.

:-)

Tu dur hai mujh se,
Per paas bhi hai,
Teri kami main kahin,
Tera ehsaas bhi hai.

:-)

Zindagi ko ek rangin kalpana samjho,
Subha ko sach, raat ko sapna samjho,
Bhulana chahate ho sabhi gamo ko to,
Zindagi me mujhe apna samjho.

:-)

Daar usse kehte hain,
Jo dil pe cha jaye
Aashiq usse kehte hai,
Jiska naam apne aap zuban pe aa jaye.

:-)

Tere labo ko chhu lu wo sham aa jaye
tere pyar me bahne ka paigam aa jaye
ye zindgi to hai teri amanat
bas mere nam ke sath tera nam aa jaye.

:-)

I was on a ship thinking of U.
when i looked down i dropped a tear in D ocean.
then I promised myself that until someone finds it. i wont forget U.

:-)

Apne Hothon Par Saja Kar Tujhe Main
Tere Hi Geet Gana Chahta Hoon
Jal Kar Bujh Jana Humari KismatSahi
Bas Ek Baar Roshan Hona Chahta Hoon..

:-)

Muhobbat Ko Had Se Guzar To Jane Do...
Wo Samne Aayege Hame Bikhar To Jane Do...
Abhi Jinda Hun Main to Ehsas Nahi Unko.....
Ro-Ro kr Pukarenge Hame, Mar To Jane Do...

:-)

AiSa LaGa "KHuDa" Ne RaKH DiYa
HuMaRe "DiL" PaR HaTH...!!
~*..aE_YaaRo..*~
LiYa "NaaM" HuMaRa
UnHoNe" KucH AiSe aDaa K SaTH..!!

:-)

BeWFai To
PYaR Me AaM HoTi H
RuSWaI To PYaR
Me SaReAaM HoTi H
SaCHe MaNN Se
AGaR KaRTe Ho PYaR
To HaR eK-MuSHKiL
PYaR Me NaKaM HoTi hai

:-)

kaho na kaho Wo Mohabbat rahegi. .
DiL mein Unse milne ki Chaahat rahegi. . .
Wo kya jaane kitna marte hain unpar. . .
Hamari rooh ko bhi unki aadat rahegi.

:-)

Beshaq Logo Ki Najro Main Humara
Koi Wajud Na Ho..
Lekin Koi To Aisa Hoga Jo Hume Pakar
Khud Par Naaz Karega..

:-)

kisi ko chahne ki 8 nishaniya :-
1) Aap unke sms bar-bar pdhte hain.
2) Aap unke samne aane se hichkichate hain.
3) jab aap unke baare me sochte hain,
To apka dil or tez dhadkta hain.
4) Aap muskurate hain jab aap,
unki awaz sunte hain.
6) Aap unke liye sab kar sakte hain.
7) Ye sms pdhte waqt ap k dimag me,
unka hi khayal hain.
8) Or aap unko sochne me itna kho gaye the ki
Apko ye b nahi pta chala k
"POINT NO.5" missing hain.!!
Thats " TRUE LOVE"

:-)

Bhool kar aapko jayenge kaha,
ek pal zameen par jee payenge kaha,
aap se hi muskurahat hai jindgi me,
bina apke khush reh payenge kahan...

:-)

Hmari To Raate kucH aziB si Guzrti Hai
~*~ YaaRo ~*~
KHuDa ke cHanD ko Taakte Taakte
or
Apne cHanD ko sochTe sochTe..

:-)

Muskurahat Tumhi Se Milti Hai,
Dard Ko Rahat Tumhi Se Milti Hai,
Roothna Kabhi Mat Hum Se,
Humein Jeene Ki Chahat Tumhai Se Milti Hai..

:-)

Jubaan Par
Jikar Nahi Aata Unka.. To Kya Huaa..
~*~*~ Dosto ~*~*~
Aaj Bhi Uski Hukumat Hai
Meri Har Aik Sans Par.!

:-)

Tu khusbo se bhi khubsurat hai ha ye mera ahsas hai.
Ye ahsas hai jab tak zinda jab tak teri mohabbat mere sath hai

:-)

'Ishq ki shuruwat nigaho se hoti h.
Saja ki shuruwat gunaho se hoti h.
Kehte h ishq b 1 gunah h,
Jiski shuruwat begunaho se hoti h.

❀ ❀ ❀

I Love You lovely SMS and Shayri.

★ ★ ★

Suna hai ishq me
Logo ki neend ur jati hai
Koi humse bhi to ishq karke dekhe
Hume neend bahut aati hai….

:-)

Zarurat hi nahi alfaz ki,
Pyaar to bas cheeze hai ehasas ki,
Pass hote to kya manzar hota,
Dur se hi kabar hai hame apki har sas ki.

:-)

Dil ki nazuk dhadkano ko
Mere sanam tumne dhadkana sikha diya
Jab se mila hai tera pyaar dil ko
Gham ne bhi muskurana sikha diya.

:-)

Kabhi subha ko yaad aate ho,
kabhi shaam ko yaad aate ho,
Kabhi kabhi itna yaad aate ho,
Aaina hum dekte hai, nazar tum aate ho!

:-)

Mohabbat ki shamma jalake to dekho,
Zara dil ki duniya saja kar to dekho,
Tumhe ho na jaaye mohabbat to kehna,
Zara humse nazaren milake to dekho.

:-)

Aashiq ne pucha khuda se,
Tune duniya ko pyaar ka dushman kyu bana diya?
Khuda bola aashiqo ne kaunsa mere saath accha kiya,
Unhone ne bhi toh yaar ko khuda bana diya

:-)

Haste rahen aap hazaron ke beech mein,
Jaise haste hein phool baharon ke beech mein,
Roshan ho aap duniya mein iss tarah,
Jaise hota hai chand sitaron ke beech mein.

:-)

I know you think I’m cute,
I know you think I’m fine,
But like the other guys,
Take a number and wait in line!

:-)

Aakhen kholu to chehra tumhara ho,
Band karu to sapna tumhara ho,
Maar bhi jau to koi gam nahi,
Agar kafan ke badle achal tumhara ho.

:-)

Har baar dil se yeh paigaam aaye,
Jubaan kholu to tera he naam aaye,
Tum he kyon bhaye dil ko kya malum,
Jab nazroo ke saamne haseen tamaam aaye.

:-)

Tufaan mein kashti ko kinare mil jate hain,
Jahan mein logon ko sahare mil jate hain,
Duniya mein sabse pyari hey zindagi,
Kuch log zindagi se bhi pyare mil jate hain.

:-)

Ishq nahi muskil bas itna samjh lijiye,
Kaha aag ka dariya hai kaha duub kar jana hai,
Jab bhi kare dil mahboob se milne ka,
Bas mobile phone uthana hai.

:-)

Tum khafa hogaye to koi khushi na rahegi,
Tere bina chirago mein roshni na rahegi,
Kya kahe kya guzregi dil par,
Zinda to rahenge par zindagi na rahegi.

:-)

Suna hai ishq me
Logo ki neend ur jati hai
Koi humse bhi to ishq karke dekhe
Hume neend bahut aati hai….

:-)

Zarurat hi nahi alfaz ki,
Pyaar to bas cheeze hai ehasas ki,
Pass hote to kya manzar hota,
Dur se hi kabar hai hame apki har sas ki.

:-)

Dil ki nazuk dhadkano ko
Mere sanam tumne dhadkana sikha diya
Jab se mila hai tera pyaar dil ko
Gham ne bhi muskurana sikha diya.

:-)

Kabhi subha ko yaad aate ho,
kabhi shaam ko yaad aate ho,
Kabhi kabhi itna yaad aate ho,
Aaina hum dekte hai, nazar tum aate ho!

:-)

Mohabbat ki shamma jalake to dekho,
Zara dil ki duniya saja kar to dekho,
Tumhe ho na jaaye mohabbat to kehna,
Zara humse nazaren milake to dekho.

:-)

Aashiq ne pucha khuda se,
Tune duniya ko pyaar ka dushman kyu bana diya?
Khuda bola aashiqo ne kaunsa mere saath accha kiya,
Unhone ne bhi toh yaar ko khuda bana diya

:-)

Haste rahen aap hazaron ke beech mein,
Jaise haste hein phool baharon ke beech mein,
Roshan ho aap duniya mein iss tarah,
Jaise hota hai chand sitaron ke beech mein.

:-)

I know you think I’m cute,
I know you think I’m fine,
But like the other guys,
Take a number and wait in line!

:-)

Aakhen kholu to chehra tumhara ho,
Band karu to sapna tumhara ho,
Maar bhi jau to koi gam nahi,
Agar kafan ke badle achal tumhara ho.

:-)

Har baar dil se yeh paigaam aaye,
Jubaan kholu to tera he naam aaye,
Tum he kyon bhaye dil ko kya malum,
Jab nazroo ke saamne haseen tamaam aaye.

:-)

Tufaan mein kashti ko kinare mil jate hain,
Jahan mein logon ko sahare mil jate hain,
Duniya mein sabse pyari hey zindagi,
Kuch log zindagi se bhi pyare mil jate hain.

:-)

Ishq nahi muskil bas itna samjh lijiye,
Kaha aag ka dariya hai kaha duub kar jana hai,
Jab bhi kare dil mahboob se milne ka,
Bas mobile phone uthana hai.

:-)

Tum khafa hogaye to koi khushi na rahegi,
Tere bina chirago mein roshni na rahegi,
Kya kahe kya guzregi dil par,
Zinda to rahenge par zindagi na rahegi.

:-)

Dil ko dil se churaya hai aapne,
Door hote huye bhi apna banaya hai aapne,
Kabhi bhool nahi payenge aap ko,
Kyonki pyaar karna sikhaya hai aapne.

:-)

Dil ko dil se churaya hai aapne,
Door hote huye bhi apna banaya hai aapne,
Kabhi bhool nahi payenge aap ko,
Kyonki pyaar karna sikhaya hai aapne.

★ ★ ★

Love SMS and Shayri.

♣ ♣ ♣

A grl 2 hr Bf
“Hamri shadi ka rasta kafi muskil he”

A vry romantic reply 4m dat boy,
“Agar raste ki parwah karunga, to manzil bura maan jayegi”....................love sms

:-)

Jis k Iqrar Ka Intzar Tha Mujhe love sms
Jane Kyu Us Se Itna Pyar Tha Mujhe
ae KHUDA Aa Hi Gaya Wo Hasin Pal,
Jab Usne Kaha Tumse Bahut Pyar Hai Mujhe..

:-)

There may be more than 8.5 billion people in this world

BUT

Sometimes we really need JUST ONE..!!....................

:-)

Kuchh Log Pyar krte HE
Nibhane K Liye
Kuch Log Pyar Krte He BhuL jane k Liye
Pyar kro To Esa kro k Dono Tdpe
Ek Dusre K Pas Ane k Liye.

:-)

Jis sham mere lab pe Tera nam na aye
khuda kre aisi koi sham na aye
ae SHONA
ye kbi mumkin hi nhi ki mai afsana likhu or Tera naam na aye........................love

:-)

Apke dilpe ek din raj krenge
Kbhi is bat pr hum naz krenge
Apke liye us khuda se sari khushiya mang kr
Apko ek aansu k liye b mohtaaj krenge

:-)

Dil badal na dena sim ki tarah,
mohabbat low na karna battery ki tarah
pyar kum na karna balance ki tarah
hamesha zarurat mehsus karna charger ki tarah.

:-)

Jo Aasani Se Mile Usko Chahna Ek Samjhota H
Usko Paana Safalta H
Par
Jab Pata Ho Wo Nahi Milne wala Hume
Fir bi Usi Ko Chahna Wo “Pyar” Hai........................love sms in hindi

:-)

Kuch Lamhe or Uska Sath Chahta Tha
Ankho Me Thami Wo Barsat Chahta Tha
Janta Hu Bahut Chahti Thi Wo Mgar
Uski ZubanSe 1Baar Izhar Chahta tha

:-)

Jis Din Unka Didar Ho Jata Hai.
Us Rat Sona Duswar Ho Jata Hai.
Marta Hai Koi Hum Par Bhi.
Ye Soch kar Aapne AapSe Pyar Ho Jata Hai.
love u so much..

:-)

Phul Or Pedo ne Dharti Ko Dulhan
Ki Tarah Sajaya
Ae-Khuda Meri Sari Khusiya Usko Dena
jisne Muje Apna Aashiq Banaya Hai.

:-)

Haste Dilo Me Gum Bhi He
Muskurati Ankhe Kabhi Num Bhi He
Dua Karte He Aap ki Hansi Kabhi Na Ruke
Kyuki Aap ki Muskuraht K Diwane Hum B hai.

:-)

Humne dil ko lakh samjhaya ki
unhe yaad karna chod do,
par dil ne kaha unhe kaise chod do
jo saanso may basa ho.
to saans lena hi chod du. Love U

:-)

Mohabbat bhi ajeeb si hoti hai.
Har lamha unki kami si hoti.
Chahte hai unko is kadar hum.
Zara si kharoch unko lage to takleef hume hoti hai..

:-)

Unhe Kaise Bhula Sakte HE
Jinki Hasi Pe Hum Marte HE
Kaise Kar Den Unhe Khud Se Juda
Unki Awaaj Se Bhi Hum Behad Pyaar Karte He.
Love u

:-)

Ishq me aise arma bhi hote hain,
Khuli ankhon me bhi khwab hote hain.
Gam me hi ashq behte hain,
Par hansti ankhon me bhi shailab hote hain.

:-)

For every day, I miss you.
For every hour, I need you.
For every minute, I feel you.
For every second, I want you.
Forever, I love you.

:-)

Samandar Ki Khamosi Uski Gehrayi Batati Hai,
Dosto Ki Kami Apni Tanhayi Batati Hai.
Vaise To Dost Hamesha Pyare Hote Hai,
Par Unki Kimat Unki Judayi Batati Hai.

:-)

Mere Jazbaat Se Waqif Hai Meri Qalm, Faraz;
Main Pyaar Likhon To Tera Naam Likha Jata Hai!

:-)

Tujhe Sochun Toh Pehlu Se Sarak Jata Ha Dil Mera;
Mein Dil Pe Haath Rakhkar Dhadhkano Ko Thaam Leta Hun!

:-)

Itna Na Tarpao Ke Koi Gunaah Kar Loon Main;
Phir Na Kehna Ke Kyun Barbaad Kiya Khud Ko, Meri Muhabbat Ke Liye!

:-)

Kisses on the forehead;
Long goodbyes & Tight hugs;
Holding hands and long stares;
Silence that isn't awkward;
And waking up beside you!
This is all that I need!

♣ ♣ ♣

Short SMS, Love SMS and Shayri,

♣ ♣ ♣

all i want is 2 be Ur first thought in d morning,,,and,,,,d last call at night.....???

bahut khubsurat unka har andaaz hai, haqiqat hai ya khwaab hai, khushnaseebon ke paas rehte hain wo, mere paas to bas unki meethi si yaad hai....................!!!

:-)

Craziest lines by a lover-
girl who mad in love with her
Boy-friend:
“My love for you has no boundries, even to hell I follow you…!”

:-)

I Need You Like a Heart Needs a Beat !!

I don't BeliEvE in lOvE at FirST SiGht ? because i BelIeVe in LoVe at EverY sIGHt.....

:-)

dekhi hazaron mehfilen par ye fiza kuch aur hai, jalwe dekhe hazaron par unki adaa kuch aur hai, waise to jaam hain hazaron, par unki dosti ka nasha kuch aur hai..........................! !! love sms

:-)

jab koi itna khas ban jaye, Uske bare main hi sochna ehsas ban jaye toh mang lena khuda se use jindagi k liye isse pahle k wo kisi aur ki sans ban jaye.

:-)
Ruth jao kitna b mana lenge
Dur jao kitna b bula lenge
Dil aakhir dil he sagar ki ret to nahi
K naam likh kar usse mita denge

:-)

Kaho Tu Phool Ban Jaon,
Tumhari Zindagi Ka Ek Asool Ban Jaon,
Suna Hai Rait Pai Chal K Tum Mehak Jatay Ho,
Kaho To Ab Ki Bar Zameen Ki Dhool Ban Jaon,
Bohat Nayab Hoty Hain Jinhain Tum Apna Kehty Ho,
Ijazat Do K Main Bhi Iss Qdar Anmool Ban Jaon...

:-)

tod do kasam agar khayi hai, kabhi yaad kar lene mein kya burai hai, yaad unko kiye bina reh bhi to nahi pate, dil mein jagah jo unhone kuch aisi banai hai................!!!

:-)

Tere hath ki kash main wo lakeer ban jaun Kash main tera muqaddar teri taqdeer ban jau Main tujhe itna chahun k tu bhool jaye har rista Sirf main hi tere har rishtay ki tasweer ban jaun Tu aankhain band kare to aaun main hi nazzar Is tara main tere har khuwab ki taabeer ban jau

:-)

A boy saw his g.f sitting hands in hands wid anothr boy.
He cam home n msg hs gf
“I saw ur duplicate in d cofe shop 2day”
Luv n trust hv no Limits!!

:-)

Very cute:
A boy & her gal were standing in front of a mirror
The gal asked, “What do u c?”
The boy smiled and said, “The rest of my life”…..

:-)

BF msg 2 his Gf:
Baby Sorry 2 Disturb u.
can u send Me Ur Photo?
Its Urgent
Serious matter
“we r playing cardS & Ive Lost my Queen”

:-)

A touchng fight…!
BOY- I want to end our relationship..I am going to return you everything you gave me…!
GIRL-ok then let’s start with love…

:-)

Most romAntic line:
A boy told his girlfriend- Your eyes are just too
beautiful!

:-)

D girl replied- yes,they r beautiful,only bcoz u stAy in
dem.

As i look back in my life, I Remember Tears i Cried
Jokes i laugh @ Things i lost & Misd by
Bt Dere is 1 thing i nevr Regret Its D day
“JAB WE MET”

:-)

*Cutest confession ever by a lover 2 his love*
“When i Cry, i see U in my Tears
But,
I Clean my Tears, so that No One else can see U.

:-)

If i could bring back Memories
i would bring the first day i kissed u
i look u in the eyes and felt love..
thanks god an angel came into my life!

:-)

I couldn’t become her tears when she cried neither her smile when she laughed..
But she become my breathe upon which I live..

:-)

Cute lines by a girl who fell in love:
“He stole my heart & I’m planning to take a revenge…
I’m going to steal his last name…

:-)

Life is a story written by Gods hand..
I do not know how you got into my story..?
But I pray you stay in it,
Until God writes my last chapter.

:-)

BF-I Love when u cry badly..
GF-Why is it so ?
BF-Bcoz dats d only moment u hug me
the most possible tightest way u can!!

:-)
tu hi bata ai dil tujhe samjau kaise,
jise chahta hai tu use nazdik lau kaise,
u to har tamnna har ehsas hai vo mera
magar us ehsas ko ye ehsas dilau kaise .....

:-)

Tujhko dekhenge sitare to Zia maange ge
Aur Pyaase teri zulfon se ghataa maange ge
Apne kande se dupatta na sarakne dena
Varna buddhe bhi jawaani ki dua maange ge

:-)

Protect her, love her, kiss her, hold her, smile with her, laugh with her.
But don't make her fall if you don't plan on catching her.

:-)

I'm tired of being your number one, let me just be your only one.

:-)

Meri Yaadon Ki Kashti Uss Samundar Mein Tairti Hai;
Jiss Mein Paani Meri Apni Hi Palkon Ka Hota Hai!

:-)

First dates are awkward;
First kisses are heavenly;
First love is irreplaceable;
And first heartbreaks are unforgettable.
Dear sweetheart, always please remain my first and the last love!

:-)

Kaash Unko Kabhi Fursat Mein Yeh Khayal Aa Jaye;
Ke Koi Yaad Karta Hai Unhey Zindagi Samajh Kar!

:-)

Ulfat Mein Kabhi Yeh Haal Hota Hai;
Aankhen Hasti Hain Magar Dil Rota Hai;
Mante Hain Hum Jisse Manzil Apni;
Humsafar Uska Koi Aur Hota Hai!

♣ ♣ ♣